Cinco de Mayo... on Sunday...

[classicswim]

 Miserable fucking Puritan laws on alcohol.

Helps no one! Doesn’t deter the millions of motor accidents that still happen regardless.

Just holding people up to a prehistoric standard that everyone’s too logically depressed to go by.

The individual states that go “fuck your make-believe God. I’m makin’ a profit.” Those are the ones with the right chip on their shoulder. 

Anyway... I hate having to stock up my fridge a day or two in advance.

Comments

[matt_zimmer]

You have the best complaints. I love it.